{"product_id":"overstimulated-weekender-bag","title":"Overstimulated Weekender Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the trip you booked specifically to lower your input levels. This oversized weekender swallows everything through its wide mouth, hauls it on thick rope handles, and states your nervous system in clean type while you go somewhere quieter. For the touched-out and the too-many-tabs-open, finally getting away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% spun polyester exterior\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- One size: 24\" x 13\" (60.9 cm x 33 cm) with thick rope handles and T-bottom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Please note: size tolerance 0.75\" (1.9 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Spot clean or hand wash cold with mild detergent; air dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not machine wash, bleach, or iron over the print\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 13\"","offer_id":52741087559961,"sku":"15717680940185427083","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/6980\/0217\/files\/8864357044084908512_2048.jpg?v=1782456146","url":"https:\/\/noveltyshop.net\/products\/overstimulated-weekender-bag","provider":"Novelty Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}