{"product_id":"tequila-cheaper-than-therapy-tee","title":"Tequila Cheaper Than Therapy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eTequila: cheaper than therapy, faster than a breakthrough, and considerably better at parties. This one wears a soft watercolor margarita and a hard truth, printed on a tee you'd actually reach for on a non-joke day. Built for backyard hangs, questionable Tuesdays, and anyone whose coping mechanism comes with a lime. Salt optional. Self-awareness encouraged.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away inner label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and neck prints where applicable\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":52740527784217,"sku":"20923469742703870407","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52740527816985,"sku":"14665052428412148992","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52740527849753,"sku":"41345621581913418575","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":52740527882521,"sku":"62690705364134642912","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":52740527915289,"sku":"21046687734816769657","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52740527948057,"sku":"71539216534418853792","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52740527980825,"sku":"27698201814152719617","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":52740528013593,"sku":"95505922118367864760","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52740528046361,"sku":"31965853900895496184","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52740528079129,"sku":"60767862856566800761","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":52740528111897,"sku":"50397863494480518011","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52740528144665,"sku":"14000974415173189795","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52740528177433,"sku":"30372369886157420177","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52740528210201,"sku":"25297668326987601135","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":52740528242969,"sku":"20017462604761239892","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":52740528275737,"sku":"16859098970443691200","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52740528308505,"sku":"77445989760797854356","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52740528341273,"sku":"22567796034030368914","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":52740528374041,"sku":"49139656443395562064","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/6980\/0217\/files\/16427726870929376788_2048.jpg?v=1782448482","url":"https:\/\/noveltyshop.net\/products\/tequila-cheaper-than-therapy-tee","provider":"Novelty Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}