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Absolutely Not Weekender Bag
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$59.99
For the getaway you said yes to and nothing else. This oversized weekender swallows everything through its wide mouth, hauls it on thick rope handles, and states a complete boundary in clean type the whole way there. For everyone whose default answer is no — except, apparently, to this trip.
Product features
- 100% spun polyester exterior
- One size: 24" x 13" (60.9 cm x 33 cm) with thick rope handles and T-bottom
- Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Please note: size tolerance 0.75" (1.9 cm)
Care instructions
- Spot clean or hand wash cold with mild detergent; air dry
- Do not machine wash, bleach, or iron over the print
Shipping & returns
Every item is made to order. Production takes 2–7 business days, then US standard shipping adds 3–5 business days — about 5–12 business days from order to delivery. Free US shipping on all orders; international rates and times vary by destination. Quality is guaranteed — if anything arrives wrong, email support@noveltyshop.net and we'll make it right.
Quality guarantee
Every item is inspected before it leaves our warehouse. If yours arrives with a defect, we'll replace it free — just send a photo to support@noveltyshop.net and we'll ship a new one out right away.
Absolutely Not Weekender Bag
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