Tequila Cheaper Than Therapy Hoodie

Tequila: cheaper than therapy, and this is the cozy edition. A soft watercolor margarita and a hard truth, now wrapped in a midweight hoodie you'll wear long past margarita season. For backyard hangs that ran late, slow recovery mornings, and anyone whose coping mechanism comes with a lime. Soft, warm, and honest about it.

Product features

- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for safer, sustainable fabrics

- Soft 2-piece jersey-lined hood for added warmth

- Relaxed dropped-shoulder silhouette with classic fit

- Convenient pouch pocket for hands and small items

- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric blend (80% ring-spun cotton/20% polyester) with tear-away label and ethical manufacturing certifications (FLA & WRAP)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean