Wine Cheaper Than Therapy Hoodie
$44.99
Wine: cheaper than therapy and it never reschedules — now in hoodie form. A soft watercolor pour and an honest slogan on something cozy enough for book club and durable enough to survive it. For the friend whose love language is "I brought a bottle," and who runs cold. Drink the punchline; stay warm doing it.
Product features
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for safer, sustainable fabrics
- Soft 2-piece jersey-lined hood for added warmth
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder silhouette with classic fit
- Convenient pouch pocket for hands and small items
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric blend (80% ring-spun cotton/20% polyester) with tear-away label and ethical manufacturing certifications (FLA & WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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